What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
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The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort"...
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan Boy:Exactly
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired" -not my joke
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
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what do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo? Yung flung dung
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
i like orphan boys no homo
