Body Type jokes
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
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Are you more like skinny,chubby or fat
So, some of you may know Clara Dao is, if you do, you would know her body type.
I have pretty much the exact same body time as her, and I found out today that a boy in my class thought I was a vegetarian because I'm so skinny, and another said that its because I'm so skinny. I just put on a fake smile and acted like it was funny. But now I can't stop thinking about it. I know its a good thing to be skinny, but it can be bad as well. Don't start drama in the comments, just answer this: Is being skinny good or bad?