Body Type jokes

You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.