Body Language jokes

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?