Body art jokes

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”