Body art jokes
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Memes
I know people like this, and by that I mean me.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
