Body art jokes

Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

He got inked up.

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.