Boaster jokes

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.