Boaster jokes

Toaster

  • Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

    Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

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  • Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.

    Kids changing the channel to Annie.

    Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.

    TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.

    Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!

    Mama

  • Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

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