Blessing jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
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A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
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These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"