Birth Rate jokes
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.