Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
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Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
