Today a girl asked me do how big is your dick so I said how big is your pussy and she said come over to my house and find out
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because their a big cheetah
why do men like big tits and a flat ass? because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Your fore head is so big mega mind gets jealous
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Big
DAM U LOOK OUT OF THIS WORLD BECAUSE U GOT A BIG HEAD LIKE A ALIEN
Roses are dead, voilet smell poo, i got a big fucking shot gun, qhat you gona do
i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl
Whats big and round? Mine and not yours
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt? You are so butty – ful!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road."
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com... he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
my forhead so big
big like biggy small i love cock please bum my hole
hi
your forehead is so big even mega mind knew you were smarter
Your forhead is so big you could have put a H for kobe to land on
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
charlie likes big black chocolate
Your mama so fat she GOT IN TO THE POOL THE WATER GOT OUT AND BIG MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
