Big one jokes

Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America's population.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.