Big one jokes

Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.