Big foot jokes

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.