Big foot jokes

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.