Big foot jokes

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!