Big foot jokes

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.

One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"

He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"

Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.

She is being born in 2 months.