Betrayal jokes

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...