Bent Jokes

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.

The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.

The French salute starts with your hands in the air.

The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

Fucks funny.

A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

A young couple gets banned from church.

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle-aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.

After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.

Then he asks the middle-aged couple the same question, "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.

Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.

"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."

"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"

"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Back bent.

Dan, I'd bent.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!