Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
your hairlines so bent it goes west,east,north and south
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny
A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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your hairline bent like the realetionship with your mom and dad
Young Couple gets banned from church.
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.
After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!"So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."
Titanics is more bent than a hairline
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man
i know ur hairlines pretty bent but ur genders on a different level.
Dan I’d bent
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the builder couldn't fix it
back bent
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell Bent and far back
Your so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
