Ben and Jerry jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Why does the ice cream have so many friends?

Because he’s cool.