Caramel jokes

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Curry.

Donkeys are cool.

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.