Bell prize jokes
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.