Bell prize jokes
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
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Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!