Belief system jokes

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?

One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?

Religion... That is all.