Belarus jokes

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.

Russia.