Beefin jokes
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
