What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Barbed Wire Jokes
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.