Baked Potato

Baked Potato Jokes

Calorie

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Potato

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Chip

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

School shooting

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Hitler

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

    About 140 calories.