Baked Potato jokes
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.