Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Hi how are you today
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
