Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Ignore Stephen hawking had a heart attack would he go to hospital or curry’s pc world?
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a titan's mouth
(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.