Aspiration jokes

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.

Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.