Ashton parkes jokes

Memes

Suicide

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

Parent

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

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  • Charity

    I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

    It's called "spastics on elastics."

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  • Memes

    Community

    Poll

    I was talking to Royal and he said he was 1st gen on here. Got em thinking how we'd order the rest. So there the Gen List I made tell me if I should change it (when i say opal i mean since before all her alts were revealed). 1st gen - Been here since the start, E.G Royal 2nd Gen - before Ashton Parks E.G Chxl 3rd Gen - Inbetween Ashton and Opal E.G me 4th Gen - during Opals secert reign and and site dying off E.G Cup (I think(lwk cant think of anyone who wasnt an opal alt)) 5th Gen - any new accounts that have joined since the User Drought of WJE (WhatTheRizz)

    Thoughts?

    The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

    Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more