Asgard jokes

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.