Tory jokes

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

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