Tory jokes

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

I like turtles.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.