Tory jokes
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Harrison
Labor party.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Tate
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.