Tory jokes

What is a snake’s favourite subject?

Hiss-tory!

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.