Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Arrangement Jokes
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
