Arrangement

Arrangement Jokes

Funeral

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

Everyone was furious, but he explained, β€œIt’s what he would have wanted.”

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Voice

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Marriage

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Gum

What hurts the most? 😹

A. Breaking up before chewing.

B. Breaking up after chewing.

Guy

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...πŸ€”

Batman

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Letter

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Marriage

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Helen Keller

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

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