Arkansas jokes

What did Tennessee do?

The same thing Arkansas did.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?

Family comes first.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

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