Arkansas jokes
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.