Arkansas jokes
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.