Argos jokes

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

Welcome to our Computer Show.

I'm Mars Argo.

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The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...