Argos jokes

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

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Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0