Argos jokes
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
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Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
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Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...