Archaeology jokes

Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?

Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?