Apple store jokes
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 馃あ 馃ぃ
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Don鈥檛 fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!