Anti furry jokes

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!