Antagonism jokes

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.