For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Kile: HEy asshole i bet you listen to trash 50cent how bout you get to quarters listen to him! My fav rapper is the best of all how bout you go eat a cracker you parrot nose fuck! remy: Im.. y-y.. YOUR DUMMER THAN ANT I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What is the plural of goose geese what is the plural of foot feet what is The plural of moose well it ant meese
What’s up with the foot feet what is the plural of goose gese what’ve is the plural of moose well it ant mees. Well it’s my first joke pls forgive me if it’s bad
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants
what do you call a ant with so much power? A ter-mite
Whats worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why was the baby ant confused? Because it uncles were all aunts
why don't ants get sick
because they have antybodies
So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
