Anencephaly jokes

Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.

Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.