And jokes

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.