And jokes
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.