And jokes

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."