And jokes
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.