And jokes

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!

I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.