Anal lube jokes
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.