I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.
What’s the difference from me a a gay person? You
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch
hell o america
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
white people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kil them, rape them and enslave them* natives: can y- white people: hey you remember all that horrible shit we did to you lets have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives
ABBaS
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
What do you call an Angry Texan?
a Confederate leader
What heppened when the American broke his arm...
He went broke
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
Make america hate again
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
what do you call a crying dick? -it call a crying dick
shoot
America once was known as an Obama nation. Now we're known as an abomination.
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
Hey do you know why America sucks we have the death penalty
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
