Altar

Altar jokes

Priest

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What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

Priest

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How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

Priest

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After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"

The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.

"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.

The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"

Priest

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How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.

Bible

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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys.

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