All jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.