Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
