TeacherShower thoughts1 year agoWhen the teacher gives me an F on my exam,but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.*Is honestly the best policy.*
WifeAnonymous3 years agoA man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."