AK-47 jokes
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.