Ailment jokes
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
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What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."