Ageism jokes

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

Boomer.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Age is just a number.

Police are just people.

Jail is just a room.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

You look too old to be living with your grandma.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today…

…He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.