Affliction jokes

Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

like this if you have ever been abused.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.