Affliction jokes

Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

like this if you have ever been abused.

What did the orphan say to the crippled man?

I suffer from crippling depression.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\