Newest Adoption Jokes - Page 12

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha

Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents

Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

slit ur rists

why couldnt the orphan use his iphone 6 he could find the home button

why did the kid go in the guys van

answer: he thought he was being adopted

Why did the adpaded kid eat the last cookie because he was the only one left to adopt everyone hated him

Hi I did not get your email address I sent you a

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him

I adopted u now say goodbye you missed your spanish lesson...

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted

Dad: your`e adopted Son: where are my real parents? Dad: >:D they are ded now come to the`re grave and sleep there

your face was so ugly you got adopted by a poop

Son, you are not precious so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you

Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me

Son, your adopted

Me: punching a kid My FBI: your adopted

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!

If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents

Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son, and a daughter. Twins. When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They we're happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they notice the womans kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids we're Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them. When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swinged their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, Yo Momma Lost Ya.